校译：zyliupost
金屋春宵
工厂建成后 Upon completion of the factory,
我们将承担双重责任 we will assume dual responsibilities.
当工厂完工时，会有双重责任 Quando la fabbrica sarà ultimata, sarebbe duplice responsabilità.
嗯...投资将平均分配 Er... The capitalisation will be shared equally.
他们出一半，我出一半 They put up half, I put up half.
投资将被分成相等的部分 La capitalizzazione sarà divisa in parti uguali.
不用说，我个人对这个项目很感兴趣 Needless to say, I have great personal interest in this project,
我期待着它尽早完成 and I'm looking forward to its earliest consummation.
不用说，塔尔博特先生有一个很大的... Inutile dire che Mr Talbot ha un grandissimo...
- 塔尔博特先生，罗马的电话 - 啊。对不起，先生们 Mr Talbot, your call to Rome. Ah. Excuse me, gentlemen.
- 丽莎！-嗯？ -Lisa! - Mmm?
-就是他。他在这里。-谁在这里？ È lui. È qui.- E chi è qui?
塔尔博特 Talbot.
他在这？ È qui?
不，米兰 No, al Milano.
说英语。我不想让她听到 Speak English. I don't want her to hear.
七月份他在这里干什么？ 他从不在九月之前来这里 What's he doing here in July? He never comes till September.
嗯，我不知道，但他在这里 Well, I don't know, but he's here.
我会告诉他是女仆弄错了，你不在家 I'll tell him the maid was wrong and you're not home.
不，我会和他谈谈 No, I'll talk to him.
但是，丽莎，我告诉你，旧爱就像一个空香槟瓶 But, Lisa, I tell you, an old love is like an empty bottle of champagne.
你不能重新装满它。你得有一个新瓶子.. You don't refill it.You get a new bottle.
他有权知道我要结婚了 He has a right to know I'm marrying.
他每年来一次，为期一个月 其余的时间里你再也见不到他的踪影 He comes once a year for a month. You never see him the rest of the year.
他没有权利 He has no rights.
给他寄封信 这比大多数丈夫得到的都多 Send him a letter. That's more than most husbands get.
对不起，我马上回来 Mi scusi, sa. Torno subito.
丽莎！ Lisa!
如果你跟那个人说话，你完全… Se parli con quell'uomo, sei completamente...
说英语！我不想让他们听到 English! I don't want them to hear.
-你在那个人身上浪费的时间已经够多了 -电话在哪里？ -You've wasted enough time on that man. - Where's the phone?
-我把它放在盘子里了 -哦！ - I put him in the dish. - Oh!
不要！它在里面的时候，你是安全的 Don't! While's he's in there, you're safe.
不管它在不在，我都很安全 I am safe whether he is in or out.
我只会告诉他真相 他走了，我遇到了另一个人 I will simply tell him the truth. He went away, I met another man.
他向我求婚，我接受了 He asked me to marry him,and I accepted.
真的吗？ Davvero?
-好吧 Va bene.
-喂？-丽莎 - Hello? - Lisa.
-听到你的声音真是太好了 -我正要写... - It's wonderful to hear your voice. - I was going to write...
没必要。我在这里 There's no need to. I'm here.
那我在电话里告诉你 Then I'll tell you on the phone.
-罗伯特，我... -啊，啊，啊。再说一遍 - Robert, I... - Ah, ah, ah. Say it again.
-什么？ -我的名字 - What? - My name.
-罗伯特 -再来一次 - Robert. - Once more.
罗伯特 Robert.
如果你知道我有多想你，期待... If you only knew how often I've thought about you, looked forward to...
请，请听我说。我... Please, please listen to me. I...
我没什么想做的。我等不及九月了 There's nothing I'd rather do. I couldn't wait till September.
我重新安排了我的整个时间表，以便早点来。只是为了和你在一起 I rearranged my entire schedule to be here early. Just to be with you.
-是吗？ -嗯。你想我了吗？ - Did you? - Mm-hm. Did you miss me?
-是的 -嗯，告诉我 - Yes. - Well, tell me.
-我想你了 -哦，丽莎 - I've missed you. - Oh, Lisa.
丽莎，我亲爱的，亲爱的丽莎 Lisa, my sweet, sweet Lisa.
什么事，罗伯托？ Yes, Roberto?
现在，仔细听着 不管你在做什么，放下它 Now, listen carefully. Whatever you're doing, drop it.
-这不重要 -这不重要 - It's not important. - It's not important.
收拾行李。你可以赶上一点二十分的火车 Pack your bags. You can catch the one-twenty.
收拾我的行李。赶上一点二十分 的火车 Pack my bags. Catch the one-twenty.
-和我在别墅见面 -在你的别墅 - And meet me at the villa. - At your villa.
-再见，甜心 -再见，甜心 - Goodbye, sweetheart. - Goodbye, sweetheart.
我没办法 I couldn't help it. 你看到了吧？ L'hai visto, no?
说英语。我不想让他们知道你是个傻瓜 English. I don't want them to know you're a fool.
安娜，拜托。我试图告诉他，非常努力 Anna, please. I tried to tell him, very hard.
-你听到了！ -你打算告诉他什么？ - You heard me! - What were you going to tell him?
他不适合我。他凡事都有自己的方式 That he's not the man for me. He's always had everything his own way.
他安排自己的生活是为了自己的舒适，而不是我的。我不会那样生活 He's arranged his life for his comfort, not mine. I won't live like that.
-那你为什么不告诉他？ -毁了一切？ - Then why didn't you tell him? - And spoil everything?
一年中的11个月，你是一个聪明、成功的女商人 Eleven months of the year, you're an intelligent, successful businesswoman.
他一来了，你就变成了个傻瓜 He comes here, and you haven't a brain in your head.
安娜，你知道快乐意味着什么吗？ Anna, do you know what it means to be happy?
-是的，当然。 -但我是说，真的快乐？ - Yes, of course. - But I mean, really happy?
但那种快乐只会给你带来麻烦 But that kind of happy only gets you in trouble.
麻烦，麻烦……什么麻烦？ Guai, guai... Ma che guai?
丽莎，听我说 Lisa, listen to me.
-够了！请允许我 - Basta! Permesso.
斯潘塞，我想过了 我已经下定决心了 Spencer, I've thought about it. I've made up my mind.
我不能伤害你 I can't hurt you.
我和你结婚是不公平的 It wouldn't be fair of me to marry you.
但是，亲爱的，一切都安排好了 But, darling, everything's arranged.
我的姐妹们从伦敦赶来参加婚礼 My sisters came from London for the wedding.
他们现在要来见你。 我到底要怎么对他们说？ They're coming to meet you now. What on earth am I to tell them?
说对我俩都好。他们会理解的 Say it's best for both of us.They'll understand.
相信我，我知道你在遭受什么。婚前紧张症 Believe me, I know what you're suffering from. Pre-marital nerves.
我自己也极度紧张 是的，我遇到了一些问题 I'm extremely nervous myself. Yes, I've had some problems.
我的姐妹们，我费了九牛二虎之力才说服了她们 My sisters, I had the deuce of a job persuading them
现在英国人和外国人结婚是可以被接受的事情 it was the accepted thing nowadays for an Englishman to marry a foreigner.
在意大利，我不是外国人 你和你的姐妹才是外国人 Here in Italy, I'm not the foreigner. You and your sisters are foreigners.
当然。我意识到这一点，但我不会向她们提及此事 Yes, of course. I realise that but I wouldn't mention it to them.
她们很迷人。我相信你见到她们会喜欢她们的 They're charming. I'm sure you'll like them when you meet them.
-我不想 -丽莎，拜托 - I'd rather not. - Lisa, please.
这是行不通的。 我在英国永远不会快乐 It wouldn't work. I'd never be happy in England.
你会的，真的，会的。 英格兰不是一个糟糕的老地方 You will, really, you will. England's not a bad old place.
就像洗冷水澡一样。一旦你习惯了，你会感觉更好 It's like a cold shower. Once you get used to it, you feel the better for it.
-我不喜欢冷水淋浴。 -听着，亲爱的，我们会解决的 - I don't like cold showers. - Look, darling, we'll compromise.
这里六个月，那里六个月 Six months here and six months there.
哦，不！我不能像吉普赛人一样生活 Oh, no! I can't live like a gypsy.
相信我，斯潘塞，我这么做是为了你好 Believe me, Spencer,I'm doing this for your own good.
总有一天，你会遇到一个喜欢和你一起洗冷水澡的女孩 Some day, you'll meet a girl who'll enjoy that cold shower with you.
-斯潘塞！ -等等，这是我的姐妹们 - Spencer! - Wait, here are my sisters now.
- 丽莎，这是我的姐妹凯瑟琳和克莱尔 - 再见 - Lisa, my sisters Katherine and Claire. - Goodbye.
贝拉焦路46号 Via Bellagio 46.
相当有魅力的女孩 但不太友好 Rather an attractive girl. But not too friendly.
哎呀，先生，她真漂亮 Gee, mister, she's a beaut.
这样的肯定不多见。嗯哼 Sure don't see many like that. Mm-hmm.
我敢打赌她是路上跑得最快的 I'll bet she's the fastest thing on the road.
哎呀，先生，她真漂亮 Gee, mister, she's a beaut.
这样的肯定不多见。嗯哼 Sure don't see many like that. Mm-hmm.
我敢打赌她是路上跑得最快的 I'll bet she's the fastest thing on the road.
哎呀，先生，她真漂亮 Gee, mister, she's a beaut.
这样的肯定不多见。嗯哼 Sure don't see many like that.
我敢打赌她是路上跑得最快的 I'll bet she's the fastest thing on the road.
-小心！ -哦，我的上帝！ - Look out! - Oh, my God!
伙计们，她真漂亮 Gee, you guys, she's a beaut.
这样的肯定不多见 You don't see many like that.
是的，先生。我敢打赌她是路上跑得最快的 Yes, siree. I'll bet she's the fastest thing on the road.
你好吗，迪诺？ How are you, Dino?
甜蜜景色酒店。怎么了？ Hotel La Dolce Vista. Cosa?
塔尔博特？ Talbot?
-谢谢你 Grazie.
泰瑞莎！米莉娜！玛利亚！ Teresa! Milena! Maria!
快！快！ Presto!
现在仔细听着，塔尔博特先生随时都会来 Now, listen carefully.Mr Talbot will be here any minute.
我的天啊！他会发现的。我们要完了 Madonna mia. He'll find out. We are lost.
自助者天助之。你负责卧室 God helps those who help themselves. The bedrooms.
你，浴室，你，把塞德里克藏起来。快点 You, the bathrooms.Hide Cedric. Hurry up.
塞德里克 Cedric...
甜蜜景色酒店
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甜蜜景色酒店
女洗手间
男洗手间
泰瑞莎！打开，打开，打开！ Teresa! Apri, apri, apri!
塔尔博特先生来了 Arriva il Signore Talbot.
-莫里斯 -塔尔博特先生。真是个惊喜 - Maurice. - Mr Talbot. An unexpected pleasure.
- 你好吗？ -有点惊讶 - How are you? - A bit surprised.
现在是七月，通常你直到九月才会来 To see you in July. You never come till September.
-我希望我能早知道 -没看见我的电报？ - I wish I'd known. - My telegram?
-电报？没有，先生 -我发了一个 - Telegram? No, sir. - I sent one.
-上车 -是，先生 - Get in. - Yes, sir.
-那不是新颜色吗？ -什么？ - Isn't that a new colour? - Pardon?
我是说，那是新颜色吗？ I said, isn't that a new colour?
房子就像女人，先生。年龄越大，需要的油漆越多 Houses are like women, sir. The older they get, the more paint they need.
-一切都好吗？ -非常安静 - How's everything been? - Very quiet.
像乌龟一样，我们缩到壳里，直到你回来 Like turtles, we withdraw into our shells until you return.
-那是什么？ -先生？ - What's that? - Sir?
这...哦...九重葛。 去年它不在这里，是吗？ This... er... bougainvillea. It wasn't here last year, was it?
哦！我做了一点.. Oh! I've done a little...
我做过一些景观美化。如果你不高兴... I've done a bit of landscaping. If you're displeased...
不高兴？你对这个地方做了什么？ Displeased? With what you've done with this place?
你不仅仅是管家。你还是我的朋友 You're more than a major-domo. You're a friend.
我希望你能继续这样想，先生 I hope you'll continue to think that, sir.
-克莱弗先生。电报 -哦 - Signor Clavell. Telegramma. - Oh.
在这里，等一下。我来拿 Here, wait a minute. I'll get it.
-谢谢 -谢谢你 - Thank you. - Grazie.
嗯。是我发的。我今天到达 Mm-hm. It's from me. I'm arriving today.
意大利的魅力。它能确保一个人发出电报 The charm of Italy. The only country where a man can send a telegram
到达目的地他才会接到 and be sure he'll be there to receive it.
你知道，我从来没有意识到现在我有多想念这个地方，直到我回到这里 You know, I never realise now much I miss this place until I come back to it.
它不仅仅是别墅。这是个避难所 It's more than a villa. It's a refuge.
这是一个男人可以...与世隔绝的地方 It's where a man can... lock out the rest of the world.
-威尔小姐...哦...？ -是的。她会来的 - Will Miss... er...? - Yes. She'll be here.
一个人不会把整个世界锁在外面 A man doesn't lock the whole world out.
你好，玛丽亚 Hello, Maria.
...班尼迪克图斯·桑切斯... ...Benedictus sanctus...
她为什么要祈祷？ Why is she praying?
她的一个朋友，一个非常好的小伙子，正在经历一场严重的危机 A friend of hers, a very fine chap,is passing through a severe crisis.
-嗯，我希望他能成功 -我也一样 - Well, I hope he makes it. - No more than I do.
我会把行李放到你的房间里 I'll take your rooms to your bag.
甜蜜景色酒店 --营业至九月--
"甜蜜的景色"？ "La Dolce Vista"?
一定是新的 Must be a new one.
-你好 -刚到这里？ - Hello. - Just get here?
-是的 -你会喜欢的 - Yes. - You'll like it.
-那是什么？ -女孩 - What's that? - Girls.
我知道。她们在这里做什么？ I know. What are they doing here?
先生，如果你能看到他们。在陌生土地上旅行的学生， Sir, if you could have seen them.Students on tour in a strange land,
她们的汽车出故障了。她们早上就会离开 their tiny bus disabled.They'll be gone in the morning.
她们今晚会住在这里吗？ They're staying here tonight?
我知道我应该把她们拒之门外， 但“慈悲不是出于勉强（-莎翁）” I know I should have turned them away, but the quality of mercy's not strained.
这似乎不是理由，为什么不把她们送到酒店？ It's being strained right now.Why not send them to a hotel?
镇上没有空房。但是如果你坚持，我会让她们离开 There isn't a vacancy in town. But if you insist, I'll tell them to leave.
她们必须去别的地方 Well, they have to go somewhere.
这个新地方怎么样？ What about this new place?
甜蜜的生活 La Dolce Vista.
-客满，先生 -嗯，她们不能呆在这里 - Full up, sir. - Well, they can't stay here.
-四处看看，找个地方 -是的，先生 - Check around and find something. - Yes, sir.
莫里斯！ Maurice!
哦，我们徒步旅行很愉快。相当振奋人心 Oh, we had a splendid hike. Quite exhilarating.
艾莉森小姐，史蒂文斯小姐。 塔尔博特先生 Miss Allison, Miss Stevens. Mr Talbot.
-你好？ -你好？ - How do you do? - How do you do?
-嗨 -艾莉森小姐是女孩们的监护人 - Hi. - Miss Allison's the girls' chaperone.
-塞德里克在哪？ -我把他带到你的卧室了 - Where's Cedric? - I had him carried up to your bedroom.
-哦，太好了？ -嗯...塞德里克是谁？ - Oh, splendid? - Er... Who's Cedric?
-艾莉森小姐的鹦鹉。 -这是一个如此可爱的地方 - Miss Allison's parakeet. - This is such a lovely place.
还有露台上的风景！相当激动人心 And the view from the terrace! Quite breathtaking.
谢谢你。失陪了 莫里斯，让女士们舒服点 Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me. Maurice, make the ladies comfortable.
嗯，真的！他表现得好像他拥有这个地方 Well, really! He acts as though he owns the place.
-我希望他今年会更好。 -他怎么了？ - I was hoping he'd be better this year. - What's wrong with him?
这是一个我希望不必讲述的故事 This is a story I wish I didn't have to tell.
几年前，他家拥有这个地方 Years ago, his family owned this place.
出现了财务危机，他们失去了它 There were financial reverses, they lost it.
-那是你买的时候。-是的 - That's when you bought it. - Yes.
然后战争来了。他在一个弹药库站岗 Then the war came along. He was on sentry duty at an ammunition dump.
-爆炸了 -真的吗？ - Blew up. - Really?
-他受到极度惊吓 -表面上倒看不出什么 - Left him shell-shocked. - You wouldn't know to look at him.
不，这就像在看一座宏伟的城堡，尽管有一座脆弱的塔 No, it's like looking at a magnificent castle, with a weak tower.
让他四处游荡不危险吗？ Is it dangerous,having him roaming around?
不，不，不。他是绝对无害的，除了一点小小的精神怪癖 No, no, no. He's absolutely harmless except for one small mental quirk.
他认为他仍然拥有这个地方 He thinks he still owns the place.
我让他每年来住一段时间。这似乎能镇定他的神经 I let him come every year to stay a while. It seems to calm his nerves.
如果他说了什么不寻常的话，就暫且假裝同意吧 If he says something unusual,just play along.
-多么有趣的病历 -他有钱吗？ - What an interesting case history. - Has he any money?
只有政府养老金。自然，我是量力而行 Only his government pension.Naturally, I do what I can.
哦，莫里斯！我想这就是我如此喜欢你的原因 Oh, Maurice! I think that's why I'm so fond of you.
你总是想着别人 You're always thinking of others.
我想心理医生会帮助他 I think a psychiatrist would help him.
毫无疑问。但这不关你的事 Undoubtedly.But it's none of your affair.
桑迪主修心理学。 她对这个课题上十分着迷 Sandy's a major in psychology. She's quite a fanatic on the subject.
-亲爱的孩子 -莫里斯 - Dear child. - Maurice.
-把这些擦亮，好吗？ -是的，先生 - Have these shined, will you? - Yes, sir.
-给我放一盆洗澡水。把我的衣服归置好。-是的，先生 - Draw my bath. Lay out my clothes. - Yes, sir.
-分析会帮助他 -或者好好聊聊 - Analysis would help him. - Or a good talking to.
他可能受到了惊吓，但并非不可救药 He may be shell-shocked,but he's not helpless.
好想法！他把你当做他的仆人了！ The idea! Treating you as if you were his servant!
你好 Hello.
-塔尔博特先生？ -嗯？ - Mr Talbot? - Mmm?
-你拥有这个地方很久了吗？ -相当长的时间 - Have you owned this place very long? - Quite some time.
-你一定很自豪。 -是的 - You must be very proud of it. - Yes, I am.
不幸的是，自从战争以来，我每年只能来这里一次 Unfortunately, since the war, I've only been able to come here once a year.
-这一定是一场可怕的战争。 -它们通常总是可怕的 - It must have been a terrible war. - They usually are.
是...我想找个时间和你谈谈这件事 Yes... I'd like to talk to you about it some time.
-关于什么？ -战争 - About what? - The war.
-战争？ -是的 - The war? - Yes.
我有一种能帮上忙的感觉 I have a feeling I can help.
我很怀疑 I doubt it.
谈话结束 It's over.
-你在做什么？ -你让我归置... - What are you doing? - You told me to lay out...
好吧，我来。去打电话，给那些女人找个地方 All right, I'll do it. Get on the phone and find a place for those women.
进来 Come in.
-塔尔博特先生？ -是的 - Mr Talbot? - Yes.
-我们现在能谈谈吗？ -我... - I was wondering if we could talk now? - I'm...
拜托，这非常重要 Please, it's terribly important.
你为什么不坐下？ Why don't you sit down?
不，不，不是那里。在沙发上 No, no, not there. On the couch.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
现在试着放松。躺下 Now try and relax. Lie down.
-躺下？ -这是为了你好 - Lie down? - It's for your own good.
那儿 There.
真的，塔尔博特先生。你必须试着放松 Really, Mr Talbot.You must try and relax.
现在。你想从哪里开始？ Now. Where would you like to begin?
我真不明白。你建议去哪里？ I really don't know.Where would you suggest?
那么... Well...
让我们从...战争开始 Let's start with... the war.
这场战争真的...困扰你，不是吗？ That war really... bothers you,doesn't it?
你曾在陆军里 You were in the Army.
我还以为我在海军 里I thought I was in the Navy.
不，你在陆军里 No, you were in the Army.
站岗...在弹药库 Standing sentry duty...at an ammunition dump
爆炸了 that blew up.
你还记得吗？ Do you remember that?
我只记得在鱼雷艇上当军官 All I remember is being officer in a PT boat.
你没看到吗？ 那是你的潜意识在用幻想代替事实 Don't you see? That's your subconscious substituting fantasy for fact.
看... Look...
所以你认为你拥有这个地方 That's why you think you own this place.
不是吗？ Don't I?
不，真的，塔尔博特先生。你必须面对现实 No. Really, Mr Talbot. You must face reality.
你的家庭失去了这所房子，克拉威尔先生买下了它 Your family lost this house,Mr Clavell bought it,
把它变成了酒店 turned it into a hotel.
-酒店？ -嗯 - A hotel? - Mm-hm.
-甜蜜的景色？ -没错 - La Dolce Vista? - That's right.
-人们付钱给他以便住下？ -是的 - People pay him to stay here? - Yes.
这是一家酒店 It's a hotel.
你不知道你让我有多开心。我知道我能帮助你 You don't know how happy you've made me. I knew I could help you.
哦，你有 Oh, you have.
突然间，所有的碎片都拼凑到一起 Suddenly, all the pieces have fallen into place.
你康复了，克拉威尔先生会很高兴的 Mr Clavell will be so thrilled you've recovered.
-我去告诉他。 -不不不 - I'll go tell him. - No, no, no.
让我跟他说 Let me tell him.
你可以告诉玛丽亚停止祈祷 You can tell Maria to stop praying.
她的朋友没能挺过危机 Her friend didn't survive the crisis.
不好意思。我有一些事情。当管家的日子远未结束 Excuse me. I have some duties.A major-domo's day is never done.
你的日子 Yours is.
不要把自己当成管家 Don't think of yourself as a major-domo.
更像是弹药库的哨兵 More like a sentry at an ammunition dump
就要爆炸了 that's about to blow up.
-你的房间还是我的？ -你的 - Your room or mine? - Yours.
-你是个小偷 -是的，先生 - You're a thief. - Yes, sir.
-还是个骗子 -是的，先生 - And a liar. - Yes, sir.
完全不可信 Completely untrustworthy.
小偷和骗子，是的。但不是不可信 A thief and a liar, yes.But not untrustworthy.
我认为现在不是讨论这件事的时候 I don't think this is the time to talk the matter out.
当你充满消极想法的时候不要讨论 Not while you're bristling with negative thoughts.
我甚至还没开骂呢 I haven't even begun to bristle.
-把我的房子变成酒店。 -你说“我的房子”多容易 - Turning my house into a hotel. - How easy for you to say "my house".
-你从来不在这里 -这有什么关系？ - You're never here. - What's that to do with it?
当她的窗户被卡住时，你在乎吗？ 不，你在纽约 When her windows are stuck, do you care? No, you're in New York.
我，莫里斯，必须把它们松开 I, Maurice, have to unstick them.
在寒冷的夜晚，当她的暖气片爆震时，你在这里吗？ On a cold night when her radiators knock, are you here?
不，我得给它们加热 No, I have to warm them up.
当她的水管坏了，谁来帮她疏通？莫里斯 And when her plumbing goes out, who's there to unclog her? Maurice.
你就像一个一年只和妻子在一起一个月的丈夫 You're like a husband who's only with his wife one month a year.
一年的其它时间里和她在一起的男人值得称赞 The man who's with her the rest of the year deserves the credit.
我不在乎你把我妻子变成什么样 Well, I don't care for what you've turned my wife into.
-我拿利润做了什么？ -好问题 - What have I done with the profit? - Good question.
刷油漆，建一堵新的花园墙，一个喷泉，一个露台 Painted her. Put in a new garden wall,a fountain, a patio.
-我甚至补充了酒窖。 -还有你的钱包 - I even replenished the wine cellar. - And your wallet.
任何个人利益都是次要的 Any personal gain was of secondary importance.
你每年来这里时感激的微笑 Your smile of appreciation when you came here every year.
那是我的真实...我真正的奖励 That was my real... my real reward.
告诉你的客人给自己找另一家酒店 Tell your guests to find themselves another hotel.
你和你的同伙，收拾行李明早离开 You and your accomplices,pack your bags and leave in the morning.
先生，我希望你能考虑一下这个决定 Sir, I wish you'd sleep on that decision.
明天，我们可能都会为这件事大笑 Tomorrow, we'll probably both laugh about this matter.
我们可能都在笑。但不在一个房子里 We might both be laughing.But not in the same house.
先生，我可以请你最后帮一个忙吗？ Sir, may I please ask one last favour?
玛格丽特，那位监护人。她带着旅行团来已经有一段时间了 Margaret, the chaperone. She's been coming with tours for some time.
我们变得相当亲密，甚至为未来制定了计划 We've become rather close,even made plans for the future.
她以为我是主人 She thinks I'm the owner.
你能让我用我自己的方式向她解释吗？ Will you please let me explain it to her in my own way?
好吧。但我觉得我没有帮玛格丽特任何忙 All right. But I have the feeling I'm not doing Margaret any favour.
谢谢你。我马上和她谈 Thank you. I'll talk to her right away. 3
半小时后，我们在车站去接费里尼小姐 In half an hour,we meet Miss Fellini at the station.
我自己去接她 I'll pick her up myself.
拜托，先生。只要我在这里，我就愿意尽职尽责 Please, sir. As long as I'm here,I'd like to attend to my duties.
只是请给我些提示 Just for my own information,
这儿成为酒店多久了？ how long has this been a hotel?
六年 Six years.
这是一家很好的酒店，先生，三A级 It was a fine hotel, sir,with a Triple A rating.
康拉德·希尔顿会自豪地拥有它 Conrad Hilton would have been proud to own it.
我很惊讶你没有卖给他 I'm surprised you didn't sell it to him.
契约在你的名下 The deed is in your name.
很高兴再见到你，小姐 Che piacere rivederla, signorina.
-谢谢你莫里斯 -他说什么了？ - Grazie, Maurice. - What did he say?
-很高兴见到我。 -哦 - That it's nice to see me. - Oh.
-我很好，莫里斯 -丽莎，拜托 - La trovo bene, Maurice. - Lisa, please.
-不要拍仆人 -莫里斯？他不仅仅是个仆人 - Don't pat the servants. - Maurice? He's more than a servant.
是的，我今天发现的。眼睛盯着路 Yes, I found that out today.Keep your eyes on the road.
罗伯特，你对莫里斯太严厉啦 Robert, you're terribly sharp with Maurice.
怎么了? What's wrong?
如果你发现布鲁特斯是你的管家，你会有什么感觉？ （布鲁特斯--莎士比亚剧中刺杀凯撒的凶手） How would you feel if you found out Brutus was your major-domo?
卢克雷齐亚·波吉亚是你的厨师而你楼上的女仆则是本尼迪克特·阿诺德？ （二者均为罗马剧中反派角色） Lucrezia Borgia your cook and Benedict Arnold your upstairs maid?
你做了什么？ Cos'hai combinato?
这座别墅一年空十一个月 Questa villa resta vuota undici mesi all'anno.
于是我想，真可惜，为什么不把它变成酒店呢？ Allora mi son detto: "Che peccato, perché non convertirla in un albergo?"
-酒店！ -挤满了游客 - A hotel! - Filled with tourists.
看...他甚至做了广告 Look... He even advertises.
别笑，你会鼓励他的 Don't laugh, you'll encourage him.
只有一个可怜的老妇人带着六个无助的孩子 C'é solo una povera vecchia con sei bambini indifesi.
然后他把他们扔出去 E lui li butta fuori, sulla strada.
-是吗？ -没错 - È vero? - È vero.
-真不敢相信 -什么？ - I can't believe it. - What?
你可以这么残忍，扔到街上 That you could be so cruel,to throw out on the street
一个老妇人和六个无助的孩子 an old woman and six helpless children.
-他们不是孩子，他们是... -什么？ - They're not children, they're... - What?
-不是孩子 -我只是想离开他们一晚 - Not children. - Chiedevo solo di lasciarli una notte.
明天早上就走 Se ne vada domattina.
他们为什么不能住一晚？ 他们早上就要离开了 Why can't they stay one night? They are leaving in the morning.
今晚我不想任何人在场。你呢？ I don't want anybody there tonight.Do you?
罗伯特，一夜能有什么伤害？ Roberto, what can one night hurt?
-你说得对，有什么关系… -你别插手 - Ha ragione, cosa importa... - You keep out of this.
-你别听他的 -我从来没见过你这样 - Don't you listen to him. - I've never seen you like this before.
-你很沮丧 -我当然难过 - You're upset. - Of course I'm upset.
我们已经10个月没见面了 It's 10 months since we saw each other.
-那是谁的错？ -听你们吵架我很难过 - Whose fault is that? - Mi fa male sentirvi litigare.
他不是很可爱吗？ 他说听到我们争吵让他很难过 Isn't he sweet? He said it upsets him to hear us argue.
没什么好争论的。他已经叫她们离开了 There's nothing to argue about.He's already told them to leave.
你确实告诉了你的朋友玛格丽特，是吗？ You did tell your friend Margaret,didn't you?
我怎么可能？她在洗澡，我们还不是那么亲密 Come potevo? Stava facendo il bagno,non siamo poi così tanto amici.
别和她说话，和我说话 Don't talk to her, talk to me.
-什么值得这样大笑？ -他说，他怎么能告诉她？ - What's the big joke? - He said, how could he tell her?
她在洗澡，他们也还没那么友好 She was taking a bath,and they're not that friendly.
我觉得这不好笑 I don't think that's funny.
我担心他失去了所有的精神 Mi preoccupa.Ha perso tutto il suo spirito.
他说他担心你。你已经失去幽默感了 He said he's worried about you.You've lost your sense of humour.
那好，等他走了我再拿回来 Well, I'll get it back when he leaves.
我认为你不应该和我一起进去 I don't think you should go in with me.
为什么？ Why not?
酒店客人。如果我们一起进去会怎么样？ The hotel guests. How will it look if we come in together?
好吧。我去停车，然后从仆人入口进来 All right. I'll park the car and come in through the servants' entrance.
我不想让你失去你的三A评级 I wouldn't want you to lose your Triple A rating.
哦，艾莉森小姐。费里尼小姐 Oh, Miss Allison. Signorina Fellini.
-早上好 -下午好 - Buongiorno. - Good afternoon.
-她是谁？ -一名教师 - Who's she? - A schoolteacher.
她看起来不像一个教师 She doesn't look like a schoolteacher.
玛格丽特，如果美丽象征着职业， Margaret, if beauty symbolised occupation,
我会把你误认为是前电影明星 I'd mistake you for a former star of the cinema.
莫里斯！ Maurice!
罗伯特 Robert.
-哦，现在不行。 -为什么不呢？ - Oh, not now. - Why not?
-她在洗澡 -谁？ - She's taking a shower. - Who is?
-桑迪 -桑迪？ - Sandy. - Sandy?
和我同住的那个女孩 The girl I'm rooming with.
-你和某人同住？ -嗯 - You're rooming with someone? - Mm-hm.
-我要杀了那个莫里斯 -这不是他的错 - I'll kill that Maurice. - It's not his fault.
如果他把每个人都带走，让我一个人呆在你旁边的房间里， If he moved everyone around so I could be alone in the room next to yours,
那像什么样子 how would it look?
你最好离开 You'd better leave.
-我们将在我的露台上吃晚餐。 -没有九个人的空间 - We'll have dinner on my terrace. - There isn't room for nine people.
-什么九个人？ -如果我们单独吃饭，他们会怀疑的 - What nine people? - They'll suspect if we eat alone.
快点，她可能会看见你 Hurry, she might see you.
小心 Be careful.
我偷偷摸摸干什么？这是我的... What am I sneaking around for? It's my...
-嘘！ -..房子 - Shh! - ..house.
你最好等等 You'd better wait.
艾莉森小姐还没有查床 她已经开始怀疑了 Miss Allison hasn't made her bed-check. And she's already suspicious.
-关于什么？ -你和塔尔博特先生 - Of what? - You and Mr Talbot.
-我们什么？ -不要误会我 - What about us? - Don't get me wrong.
我认为这非常令人兴奋。 所有的女孩都这样 I think it's terribly exciting.All the girls do.
恋爱中的两个人。在这样浪漫的地方 Two people in love.In a romantic place like this.
这是我听过的最梦幻的事 It's the dreamiest thing I've ever heard of.
我要下楼去喝些热牛奶 I'm going downstairs to get some warm milk.
热牛奶？ Warm milk?!
我觉得他更像是香槟型的 He looks more like the champagne type to me.
晚安，姑娘们。现在关灯 Good night, girls. Lights out, now.
嗯... Er...
我正要下楼...去喝些热牛奶 I was just going downstairs...to get some warm milk.
我弄了些热牛奶 I got the warm milk.
-桑迪 -是的，夫人 - Sandy. - Yes, ma'am.
现在关灯 Lights out, now.
-晚安，姑娘们 -晚安 - Good night, girls. - Good night.
她十分钟后就会睡着 She'll be asleep in ten minutes.
我也会 So will I.
但他在等你。我能听到音乐声 But he's waiting for you.I can hear the music.
我真的不知道像你这样年纪的女孩从哪里得到这样的想法 I really don't know where a girl your age gets ideas like that.
我不想去塔尔伯特先生的房间 I have no intention of going to Mr Talbot's room.
我要去... I'm going...
是的，我要喝完牛奶去睡觉 Yes, I'm going to finish my milk and go to sleep.
早上好 Good morning.
-早上？ -嗯 - Morning? - Mm-hm.
-昨晚发生了什么？ -每个人看起来都很可疑 - What happened to last night? - Everybody looked suspicious.
桑迪知道我们的事 And Sandy knew about us.
我没法离开。那太明显了 I couldn't leave.It would've been too obvious.
桑迪似乎什么都知道。 现在我知道她在欧洲做什么了 Sandy seems to know about everything. Now I know what she's doing in Europe.
她的邻居决定凑钱把她送走 Her neighbours decided to chip in and send her.
-那是什么？ -他们正准备离开 - What's that? - They're getting ready to leave.
好 Good.
我答应下去说再见 I promised to come down and say goodbye.
哦，给他们寄封信 Oh, send them a letter.
-只需要一分钟 -不，丽莎，来吧 - It'll only take a minute - No, Lisa, come on.
-你也应该去说再见 -我会在露台向他们挥手 - You should come and say goodbye too. - I'll wave to them from the terrace.
青少年就像氢弹 Teenagers are like the H-bomb.
当它们爆炸时，最好从远处观察它们 When they go off, it's much better to observe them from a distance.
-再见，塔尔博特先生 -再见！ - Bye, Mr Talbot. - Bye!
-再见，塔尔博特先生！ -再见，塔尔博特先生！ - Goodbye, Mr Talbot! - Bye, Mr Talbot!
早上好，先生。你的橙汁 Good morning, sir.Your orange juice.
不要橙汁，莫里斯，香槟。这是一个特殊的场合 Not orange juice, Maurice, champagne.It's a special occasion.
酒店要关门了 The hotel is closing,
你在打包， you're packing,
客人们要走了 and the guests are leaving.
一个男人多久能同时摆脱所有烦恼？ How often does a man get rid of all his troubles at the same time?
哦，怎么了？ Oh, what's the matter?
我不明白，艾莉森小姐。你做牵引干什么？ I don't understand, Miss Allison. What are you doing in traction?
在香槟瓶塞上滑倒了？ Slipped on a champagne cork?
这是个意外。我的骶髂关节脱臼了 It was an accident.I've sprung my sacroiliac.
嗯？不，我以前遇到过这种情况 Mm? No, I've had this happen before.
别担心，到早上我就又会健步如飞 Don't worry, I'll be absolutely splendid by the morning.
姑娘们不能没有她 The girls can't go without her.
你必须让她们待到明天 You'll have to let them stay over till tomorrow.
你不会想到这么小的一个软木塞能把这么大的一个女人放倒 You wouldn't think a cork this small could lay out a woman that big.
玛丽亚，把费里尼小姐的行李搬进艾莉森小姐的房间 Maria, move Miss Fellini's luggage into Miss Allison's room.
-特蕾莎和... -米莲娜，先生 - Teresa and... - Milena, sir.
开始做三明治。多做些 Start making sandwiches. Lots of them.
克拉威尔先生将需要使出他全部力量 Mr Clavell will need all of his strength.
-我要去哪里？ -长途跋涉。和女孩们在一起 - Where am I going? - On a long hike. With the girls.
你要带她们去意大利。全部 You're going to show them Italy.All of it.
如果你逛完了意大利，给他们看看西西里 If you run out of Italy,show them Sicily.
那会花你一整天的时间 That ought to take you all day.
今晚很愉快，先生 And a good part of the night, sir.
我很高兴我们相互理解 I'm glad we understand each other.
很遗憾，女孩们今天无处可去 It's a shame the girls have no place to go today.
她们有 They do.
她们要去长途远足 They're going on a long hike.
我们不是应该提议和他们一起去吗？ Shouldn't we offer to go with them?
莫里斯已经自告奋勇 Maurice already volunteered.
你想去吗？ Do you want to go?
嗯嗯 Mm-mm.
徒步旅行永远无法取代这一点 Hiking could never replace this.
哦，罗伯特 Oh, Robert.
一，二，三，四，准备，开始... One, two, three, four,ready, set...
-嘿，二，三，四... -哈 - Hey, two, three, four... - Hup!
-哈！ -二，三，四... - Hup! - Two, three, four...
-哈！哈！哈！哈！ -嘿！ - Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! - Hey!
这是怎么回事？ What's going on here?
庆祝 Observe.
嘿，看！巴尼·奥德菲尔德（电影演员） Hey, look. It's Barney Oldfield.
-接住，比格 -嘿，二，三，四... - Catch, Beagle. - Hey, two, three, four...
-你在这里做什么？ -这是甜蜜景色酒店吗？ - What are you doing here? - This is the Hotel Dolce Vista?
-不再是了 -我们有预约 - Not any more. - We got reservations.
-预约被取消了 -拿着这个 - They're cancelled. - Hold this.
-我得到了经理的确认 -他也取消了 - I got confirmation from the manager. - He's cancelled too.
抱歉 Sorry.
-好啦，出去 -嘿，等一下。等等 - All right, out.- Hey, wait a minute. Hold it.
嘿，比格，你要当律师了，对吗？ Hey, Beagle.You're gonna be a lawyer, right?
他能这样对我们吗？ Can he do this to us?
1937年，威尔逊诉华尔道夫酒店案 In 1937, there was the case of Wilson v The Waldorf Astoria.
-然后呢？ -他可以这样对我们 - And? - He can do it to us.
-日安，先生们 -是的 - Good day, gentlemen. - Yeah.
走吧 Let's go.
比格，给我一枚硬币 Beagle, give me a coin.
嘿... Hey...
那是为了停在你的车道上 That's for parking in your driveway.
我们在一条小溪中结束，然后我们被赶出我们的酒店 We end up in a stream then we're tossed out of our hotel.
-也许在这个国家不走运 -几小时后我们可能会在法国 - Maybe this country's unlucky. - We could be in France in a few hours.
-赞成离开的说“赞成” -赞成！ - Those in favour of leaving, say "Aye". - Aye!
-赞成留下的人说“赞成”。 -赞成！ - Those in favour of staying, say "Aye". - Aye!
赞成 Aye!
-他们在倒车 -不要到处看 - They're backing up. - Don't look around.
-你喜欢哪一个？ -我没注意到 - Which one did you like? - I didn't notice.
-司机很可爱。好看的蓝眼睛 -是棕色的，离他远点 - The driver was cute. Nice blue eyes. - They're brown and keep away from him.
嗯... -早上好 Er... Bongiorno.
早上好 Bongiorno.
-这是我的，嗯？ -告诉他们我们想成为朋友 - This one is mine, huh? - Tell 'em we wanna be friends.
等等，让我来处理，我们一起亲热 Wait, let me handle it and we'll all make out.
你住在哪里？ Where do you live?
索-利托 Saus-a-lito.
那附近是哪里？ And where is that near?
圣弗朗西斯科 San-Fran-cisco.
我很笨 I am very stoo-pid.
但是我很有趣 But I'm loads of fun.
-我们来自康涅狄格州 -你住在哪里？ - We're from Connecticut. - Where are you staying?
甜蜜景色酒店 Hotel La Dolce Vista.
这不是巧合吗？我们正站在门外 Well, isn't that a coincidence? We're staying right outside the gate.
-但那里什么都没有 -给我们20分钟，好吗？ - But there's nothing there. - Give us 20 minutes, will you?
再见 See you.
报警。我要以非法侵入罪逮捕他们 Call the police.I want them picked up for trespassing.
不幸的是，先生，这不是你的财产 Unfortunately, sir,it's not your property.
它们就像蜘蛛。他们让苍蝇帮他们结网 They're like spiders. And they've got the flies helping them put up their web.
-为什么那些苍蝇不出去徒步旅行？ -他们坚持要去帮忙 - Why aren't those flies out hiking? - They insisted on going to help out.
看到你的那一瞬间，我就从壳里钻了出来 The moment I saw you,I just came out of my shell.
嗯，是的，但是，你知道，我真的认为我们应该去帮助其他人，托尼 Well, yes, but, you know I really think we ought to go help the others, Tony.
-再说一遍 -什么？ - Say that again. - What?
我的名字 My name.
托尼 Tony.
再来一次 Once more.
托尼 Tony.
那个男孩有些地方我不信任 There's something about that boy I don't trust.
我不管你怎么做，我要你... I don't care how you do it,I want you...
-嗨！ -她在下面干什么？ - Ciao! - What's she doing down there?
再见，回头见 再见，再见！ Goodbye, I'll see you later. Ciao, ciao!
啦，啦，啦，啦，拉里，啦，啦 La, la, la, la La la li, la la, la la
啦，啦，啦，啦 La, la, la, la
你在下面做什么？ What were you doing down there?
亲爱的，你会为我感到骄傲的。我已经安排好了一切 Darling, you're going to be so proud of me. I've arranged everything.
-比如什么？ -啦，啦，啦，啦... - Like what? - La, la, la, la...
-比如什么？ -孩子们需要煤油 - Like what? - The boys need kerosene.
-为什么？他们打算烧死谁？ -那是他们的炉子 - Why? Who are they planning to burn? - It's for their stove.
-他们是非常好的美国男孩。 -道尔顿一伙也是（美国黑帮） - They're very nice American boys. - So was the Dalton gang.
男孩们很受伤，他们认为你不喜欢他们 The boys are hurt.They think you don't like them.
他们是对的 They're right.
他们是第一次来欧洲度假的学生。去交个朋友 They're students on their first vacation in Europe. Make friends.
-我不想交朋友 -我不明白你的意思 - I don't want to make friends. - I don't understand you.
-他们挺可爱的 -可爱 - They're sweet. - Sweet.
-是的！ -是的 - Yes! - Yes.
知道男生要怎么处置女生吗？ Know what the boys are going to do with the girls?
不 No.
男孩们打算和女孩们做什么？ What are the boys going to do with the girls?
我以为，那些女生没事干 I thought,those girls have nothing to do.
那些男生没事干。 他们可以使用阳光露台 Those boys have nothing to do. They could use the sun terrace.
-但是罗伯特不会喜欢的。 -对，他不会喜欢的 - But Robert wouldn't like that. - No, he wouldn't like that.
然后我对自己说:“那岂不是很好 Then I said to myself,"Wouldn't it be nice
如果他们都租了摩托车去乡下兜风？" if they all rented motor scooters and went for a ride in the country?"
这是你对自己说的。你跟他们说了吗？ That's what you said to yourself.Did you say it to them?
哦，是的。男孩们说听起来会很有趣 Oh, yes. The boys said it sounded like it would be a lot of fun.
嗯，听起来像是男生 Well, that sounds like the boys.
-克拉威尔先生 -先生？ - Mr Clavell. - Sir?
跟他们走，别让那些女孩离开你的视线 Go with them and don't let those girls out of your sight.
-先生，我不会骑摩托车 -那就学 - Sir, I can't ride a motor scooter. - Then learn.
我没有平衡感 I have no sense of balance.
小时候，我不得不被绑在三轮车上 As a child, I had to be strapped to my tricycle.
-我不会让他们单独出去的 -罗伯特！ - I won't let them go out alone. - Robert!
丽莎求你了 Lisa, please.
我不知道我是怎么被说服的，但我参与了 I don't know how I got talked into all of this, but I'm in it.
这不是他的旅馆，这是我的家。我是法律责任人 It's not his hotel, it's my home. I am the one legally responsible.
-我完全期待你的朋友，呃... -玛格丽特 - I fully expect your friend, er... - Margaret.
-...起诉我 -她不会 - ...to sue me. - She wouldn't.
我可能会因为骶髂关节突出而被起诉 I can be sued for a sprung sacroiliac
因为那些女孩的遭遇而入狱 and jailed for what can happen to those girls.
他们会怎么样？有四个男孩和六个女孩 What can happen to them? There are four boys and six girls.
那加起来是十。数量上也很安全 That adds up to ten.And there's safety in numbers.
数学不仅仅是加法 There's more to mathematics than adding.
那些男生看起来挺有乘除能力的！ Those boys look quite capable of dividing and multiplying!
嗷！ Ow!
哦！ Oh!
他们故意走这条路。他们想动摇我们 They purposely took this road.They're trying to shake us.
我不知道你怎么样，但我很震惊 I don't know about you,but I'm pretty well shook.
好吧，那是我的错。我说对不起 All right, so it's my fault.I said I'm sorry.
如果你把头靠在我身上，你会更舒服 You'd be more comfortable if you put your head against me.
-你许了什么愿？ -说出来会倒霉的 - What did you wish for? - It's very bad luck to tell.
希望你如愿以偿 I hope you get what you want.
你真好 That sure is sweet of you.
你知道，这是我从未见过的你的一面 You know, this is a side of you I've never seen before.
是什么？ What is?
这种对女性的保护态度 This protective attitude toward women.
女人？他们才18岁 Women? They're only 18.
都是些孩子，不比我侄女大 Children, no older than my niece.
-所以呢？ -所以呢？ - So? - So?
-所以呢？ So?!
我会让我侄女和那样的男人出去吗？ Would I let my niece go out with guys like that?
我了解那些男孩。我知道他们在想什么 I know those boys.I know what's on their mind.
罗伯特 Robert,
你有道德洁癖 you have a moral streak.
你比那更了解我 You know me better than that.
嘿，比格！比格 Hey, Beagle! Beagle!
-什么？ -看 - What? - Look.
格拉乌斯教皇 在你的蝴蝶收藏里会很好看 A Papilio glaucus. That'd look great in your butterfly collection.
-什么蝴蝶收藏？ -你现在开始的那个 - What butterfly collection? - The one you're starting, now.
-哦 -来吧，它往那边去了 - Oh. - Come on, it went that way.
-现在，就一分钟 -你在这里等着，以防它折回 - Now, just a minute here. - You wait here in case it doubles back.
托尼，你确定那只蝴蝶会来吗？ Tony, are you sure that butterfly's gonna come here?
乐观些，当你被跟踪时， Positive. When you're followed,
你本能地找到一个没人能找到你的地方 you instinctively find a place where nobody can find you.
-就是这里 -你很了解蝴蝶 - This is it. - You know a lot about butterflies.
这就是我们在医学院学习的内容:昆虫、动物、人 It's what we study in medical school:insects, animals, people.
你会惊讶我们在许多方面是如此相似 You'd be surprised how similar we are in many ways.
哦？ Oh?
你知道甲虫真的会接吻吗？ Well, did you know that beetles actually kiss?
-不 -真的 - No. - Sure.
怎么做？ How?
公甲虫用它的天线摩擦雌甲虫 The boy beetle rubs his antenna against the girl beetle.
那么雌甲虫做何反应？ And what does the girl beetle do?
如果他不惹她，他们会为未来做计划 If he doesn't rub her the wrong way, they make plans for the future.
比如今晚 Like tonight.
医学是一个迷人的领域 Medicine's a fascinating field.
这就是为什么像丽莎这样的女人如此有趣 That's why a woman like Lisa's so interesting.
丽莎？ Lisa?
人体内有206块骨头。我从没见过它们安排得这么好 There are 206 bones in the human body. I've never seen them that well arranged.
哦 Oh.
-她确实是一个美丽的标本 -是的，她是。就她的年龄而言 - She sure is a beautiful specimen. - Yes, she is. For her age.
-我不是恶意的 -不必道歉 - I didn't mean to be catty. - Don't be sorry.
她是，她很漂亮 She is, she's very beautiful.
-她真的是 -嗯 - She really is. - Mm-hm.
你说我的骨头是怎么安排的？ How would you say I'm arranged?
-你？ -是的 - You? - Yeah.
我从未多想 I never gave it much thought.
你的基本骨骼结构很好 You've got a good basic bone structure.
让我看看 Let me see.
不错的胸腔 Nice rib cage.
腓骨 Fibula.
胫骨很好 Tibia's good.
啊，发育良好的髌骨 Ah, well-developed patellas.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
嗯 Mm-hm.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
好 Good.
很好 Very good.
非常好 Excellent.
心跳有力 Good strong heartbeat.
-很奇怪吧？ -什么？ - Isn't that strange? - What?
你的脉搏，突然开始加快跳动 Your pulse,it suddenly started to race.
-是吗？ -现在慢下来了 - Did it? - It's slowing down now.
又来了 There it goes again.
它折回来了 It doubled back.
哦，呃...托尼刚刚在检查我的骨骼结构 Oh, er... Tony was just examining my bone structure.
他正在学习成为一名医生 He's studying to be a doctor.
他打算去哪里实习？在福里斯·贝尔热？ Where does he plan to intern?At the Folies Bergères?
我不想干扰医学进步， I don't want to interfere with medical progress,
但是我们已经准备好离开了 but we're ready to leave.
你先请，医生 After you, Doctor.
-嘿，比格。是这个吗？ -是的，先生！ - Hey, Beagle. Is this it? - Yes, sir!
开始了 Here we go!
我以为你说过他永远也爬不上这座山 I thought you said he'd never make it up this hill.
好吧，我们把他带到下一座山上 All right, so we get him on the next hill.
他扰乱我们一整天 He's killing the whole day for us.
今晚怎么样？女孩们早上离开 What about tonight?The girls leave in the morning.
比格，你要放松？我们会摆脱他的 Beagle, will you relax?We'll get rid of him.
我不知道。我们对付的可不是个孩子 I don't know.This is no kid we're fooling with.
这就是答案，他不是孩子 That's the answer, he's no kid.
听着，他应该超过35岁了 Look, he's gotta be over 35.
他能拿下多少座山？ How many hills can he take?
我不知道。在我看来，他很粗犷 I don't know.He looks pretty rugged to me.
是的，在他那个年纪，比格 Yeah, in his day, Beagle.
B-29是一架粗重的飞机，但它赶不上导弹 The B-29 was a rough plane, but it can't keep up with a guided missile.
今晚他们把他推进机库时， When they wheel him into the hangar tonight,
他的尾巴真的会被拖住 his tail is really gonna be dragging.
-他们要来找我的麻烦 -找你什么？ - They're out to get me. - Get you what?
-摆脱我 -你怪他们吗？ - Get rid of me. - Do you blame them?
-不要这样干 -这很自然，他们想要独处 - Don't start that. - It's natural, they want to be alone.
-你忘了那是什么感觉了吗？ -什么意思？ - Have you forgotten what that's like? - What's that supposed to mean?
他们是正常健康的男孩和正常健康的女孩。不是？ They're normal, healthy boys and normal, healthy girls. No?
这会导致一种正常的，不健康的情况。我知道我在做什么 That can lead to a normal, unhealthy situation. I know what I'm doing.
-罗伯特，你伤了他们的心 -耶！ - Robert, you're breaking their spirit. - Yeah!
这家伙不是人类 The guy's not human.
当我不能推着摩托车爬上最后一座山时... When I couldn't push my scooter up that last hill...
...他帮我推了起来 ...he carried it up for me.
-真吓人 -我们理智一点 - It's spooky. - Let's be rational.
我们到底多大了？ How old are we, anyway?
感觉自己92了 I feel like I'm 92.
我们20岁，他快40岁了。他老了 We're 20 and he's pushing 40.That's ancient.
我们还年轻，我们可以东山再起 We're young, we can bounce back.
他可能像个铅球一样躺在房间里 He's probably laying in his room like a lead ball.
有人吗？ Anybody here?
女孩们告诉我今晚我们都要去跳舞 The girls tell me we're all going dancing tonight.
我们将在大约一小时后准备离开 We'll be ready to leave in about an hour.
♪乘法，这就是游戏的名字 Multiplication,that's the name of the game
♪每一代人玩的都一样 And each generation plays the same
他是不是很棒？ Isn't he terrific?
♪当你看到公蜜蜂围着雌蜜蜂在嗡嗡叫时， When you see a gentleman bee Round a lady bee buzzin',
♪为什么，数到十然后再数 Why, count to ten Then count again
♪肯定会有十几个 There's sure to be an even dozen
♪ 乘法，这是游戏的名字 Multiplication,it's the name of the game
♪ 每一代人玩的都一样 And each generation plays the same
♪ 现在两只蝴蝶都朝同一个方向望去 Now two butterflies cast their eyes Both in the same direction
♪ 为什么你永远也猜不到那个小小的“是” Why you'd never guess that one little yes
♪ 可以开始收集蝴蝶 Could start a butterfly collection
♪ 乘法，这就是游戏的名字 Multiplication,that's the name of the game
♪ 每一代人玩的都一样 And each generation plays the same
♪ 我说一加一等于五，叫我傻山羊 I say one and one are five Call me a silly goat
♪ 但是你带走了两只水貂，加上了两个眨眼 But you take two minks You add two winks
♪ 你有什么发现？一件貂皮大衣 What've you got? One mink coat
♪ 一个女孩跳了三四次舞后在一个男孩面前变得害羞 A girl gets coy in front of a boy after three or four dances
♪ 好吧，你可以打赌她会玩欲擒故纵 Well, you can bet she'll play hard to get
♪ 增加她的机会
♪ 乘法，这就是游戏的名字 Multiplication,that's the name of the game
♪ 每一代人玩的都一样 And each generation plays the same
♪现在让我告诉你，大自然母亲是个聪明的女孩 Let me tell you now Mother Nature's a clever gal
♪她依赖习惯 She relies on habits
♪ 无忧无虑地牵两只兔子，很快你就有了一屋子的兔子 Take two hares with no cares Soon you got a room full of rabbits
♪ 在鸣叫声之间，长尾小鹦鹉有时会变得过于安静 Parakeets, in between tweets,sometimes get too quiet
♪ 但是不要害怕，很快你就会听到鹦鹉的叫声，试试看 But have no fear, soon you'll hear A parakeet's riot, try it
♪乘法是这个游戏的名字 Multiplication is the name of the game
♪ 每一代人玩的都一样 And each generation plays the same
♪乘法是这个游戏的名字 Multiplication is the name of the game
♪ 每一代人玩的都一样 And each generation plays the same
这是尊重。这就是一个女孩对一个男孩的要求 It's respect.That's what a girl wants from a boy.
如果女孩太容易屈服，男孩永远不会把她当回事 If the girl gives in too easy,the boy will never take her seriously.
他不会考虑订婚、 He'll never think in terms of engagement,
婚姻、家庭或孩子 marriage, a home, or children.
如果你想要所有这些，就要保持你的高标准 If you want all these things,keep your standards high.
卧室就像婚纱一样， The bedroom's like a wedding gown,
在你和他结婚之前，让他看到你的样子是不吉利的 it's bad luck to let the fellow see you in it before you marry him.
他是不是很棒？ Isn't he fabulous?
他是怎么做到的？ How does he do it?
他现在勇气十足 He's going on raw courage now.
记住。夜晚是年轻的，他不是 Remember.The night is young, he's not.
好吧，如果你年纪够大可以飞，你就够大可以看了 Well, if you're old enough to fly,you're old enough to look.
塔尔博特先生？ Mr Talbot?
塔尔博特先生，先生？ Mr Talbot, sir?
你想要什么? What do you want?
我们想和你谈谈，先生 We'd like to speak to you for a minute, sir.
这非常重要 It's terribly important.
-我马上下来 -谢谢你，先生。谢谢你 - I'll be right down. - Thank you, sir. Thank you.
你告诉女孩们一小时内准备好，对吗？ You told the girls to be ready in an hour, right?
他是个怪人！ He's a weirdie!
他和我们刚开始时一样充满活力 He's just as fresh as when we started out.
比格...比格， Beagle... Beagle,
没有一个像他这个年龄的人能违抗医学定律 no man his age can defy the laws of medical science.
他骑摩托车旅行了100多英里，其中一半是直线行驶 He's travelled on a motor scooter for over 100 miles, half of it straight up.
他整晚都在舞池里，累死了 He's been on a dancefloor all night,knocking himself out.
他受够了。过来 He's had it. Come here.
医学证明在这个时候让受试者入睡， It's medically proven that to put said subject to sleep at this point,
只需要引入单原子二碳羟基的液滴 it's only necessary to introduce drops of monatomic dicarbon hydroxyl.
那是什么？ What's that?
酒。就几杯，我们到家了 Booze. Just a few drinks, we're home.
-你是国王 -谢谢你。注意观察 - You're the king. - Thank you. Observe.
别动 Hold it, now.
什么事？ Yes?
先生，既然我们早上就要走了， Sir, since we're leaving in the morning,
我们想过来向你道歉 we thought we'd like to come by and apologise to you.
哦 Oh.
我们给人留下了可怕的印象，我们粗鲁无礼，令人不快， We've created a terrible impression,we've been rude and unpleasant,
有时是彻头彻尾的粗鲁 sometimes downright boorish.
先生，我们可以进来一下吗？ May we come in for a moment, sir?
谢谢你，先生。谢谢你 Thank you, sir. Thank you.
塔尔博特先生。我们不能不跟你说清楚就走 Mr Talbot. We couldn't leave without trying to square things with you.
-我明白了 -没有生气？ - I see. - No hard feelings?
-完全没有 -谢谢你，先生。谢谢你 - None at all. - Thank you, sir. Thank you.
-谢谢你，先生 -谢谢你，先生 - Thank you,sir. - Thank you, sir.
你说什么，比格？ What did you say, Beagle?
你知道这种场合需要什么吗？喝一杯 Do you know what an occasion like this calls for? A drink.
-是的 -你说得对。他说得对，先生 - Yeah. - You're right. He's right, sir.
我们可以一起喝一杯告别酒吗？ May we have a farewell drink together?
-当然。开始吧 -谢谢你，先生 - Sure. Let's do. - Thank you, sir.
塔尔伯特先生，你的别墅真漂亮 Beautiful villa you have, Mr Talbot.
那么现在。你们想喝点什么？ Now, then.What would you boys like to drink?
-白兰地 -白兰地？ - A -brandy. - Brandy?
嗯 Mm-hm.
好吧 Fine.
干杯，先生 A toast, sir.
愿今晚成为友谊的一个范例 May this night be an example of the friendship
在你我两代人之间 between your generation and ours.
再来一杯，先生 And another toast, sir.
愿借杯中酒忘却以往，确保未来 May these drinks wash away the past and ensure the future.
去买点保险 To a little insurance.
那么现在... Now, then...
先生。我提议干杯 Well, sir.I'd like to propose a toast.
为了什么？ To what?
你说吧 You name it.
- 好... -你感觉如何？ -Well... - How do you feel?
很好 Fine.
先生，你意识到你在藐视医学定律吗？ Sir, do you realise that you are defying the laws of medical science?
李斯特博士和路易斯·巴斯德 Dr Lister and Louis Pasteur.
还有，呃... And, er...
居里夫人 Madame Curie.
先生，我们所有的工作都是徒劳的 All our work, sir, is for nothing.
我很抱歉，有一些工作我必须去处理 I'm sorry. Some unfinished business I had to attend to.
罗伯特! Robert!
怎么啦？ What's wrong?
-发生什么事了？ -我干倒他们了 - What's happened? - I got 'em.
他们每一个人 Every last one of 'em.
托尼？ Tony?
托尼！ Tony!
怎么回事？ What happened?
托尼！ Tony!
嗯？ Hmm?
托尼！ Tony?
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
我当然没事 'Course I'm all right.
有点湿，就这样 A little wet, that's all.
来吧，试着站起来 Come on, try and stand up.
现在看看你能不能走路 Now see if you can walk.
我当然能走 'Course I can walk.
嗯！ Mmm!
你感觉怎么样？ How do you feel?
怎么回事？ What happened?
塔尔博特先生... Mr Talbot...
他叫我们进去，然后强迫我们和他一起喝酒 He called us in,and then he forced us to drink with him.
托尼... Tony...
如果我能躺一会儿，我会感觉好些。我知道 If I could only lie down for a minute,I'd feel fine. I know it.
你想进屋吗？ Do you want to go in the house?
不，我...最好不要 No, I... I'd better not.
我最好回帐篷去 I'd better go back to the tent.
-托尼！ -嗯？ - Tony! - Mm?
我需要一点帮助 I need a little help.
罗伯特！ Robert!
你怎么能这样做？ How could you do this?
我只是遵循他们的黄金法则 I was only following their golden rule.
在别人对你动手之前，先对别人动手 Do unto others before they do it to you.
你不能让他们整夜躺在那里 You can't let them lie there all night.
莫里斯可以在早上把他们扫地出门 Maurice can sweep 'em out in the morning.
听着，不要同情他们 Look, don't feel sorry for them.
他们得到了他们应得的 They got exactly what they deserve.
-总得有人照顾这些女孩 -难道不是父母的责任吗？ - Somebody has to look after the girls. - Isn't it the parents' responsibility?
美国父母的问题是，他们有一个新的花招 The trouble with the American parent is,they have a new gimmick.
“让你的孩子远离街道。送他们去欧洲。” "Keep your kids off the streets.Send them to Europe."
他们正在把这片大陆变成一个大的街角药店 They're turning this continent into one big corner drugstore.
-它不见了 -什么？ - It's gone. - What?
有一具尸体不见了。我不想错过的那具尸体 There's a body missing. The one body I don't want to have missing.
桑迪！我喝醉了，我甚至不知道我在做什么 Sandy! I was drunk,I didn't even know what I was doing.
下次我看到一个男人躺在酒吧里，我会把他留在那里 Next time I see a man lying in a bar,I'll leave him there.
-你强迫他和你喝酒了吗？ -当然不是 - Did you force him to drink with you? - Of course not.
那是为了说谎 And that's for lying.
-桑迪，亲爱的... -桑迪... - Sandy, honey... - Sandy...
谢谢 Thank you.
你再次证明了我对我的同伴缺乏信心 You've reaffirmed my lack of confidence in my fellow man.
-桑迪？ -嗯？ - Sandy? - Mm?
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
哦，当然。他很可爱，不是吗？ Oh, sure. He's cute, isn't he?
-谁？ -托尼 - Who? - Tony.
希望我没有打松他的牙齿，他的微笑很好看 I hope I didn't loosen any of his teeth when I hit him. He has a beautiful smile!
-你不生他的气吗？ -疯了？我为什么会生他的气？ - You're not mad at him? - Mad? Why would I be mad at him?
等等，等等... Wait, wait...
-他恢复了活力。你打了他 -嗯 - He got fresh. You hit him. - Mm-hm.
-你不生气吗？ -没有 - You're not mad? - No.
-你喜欢他？ -崇拜他 - You like him? - Adore him.
是啊！你确定？ Eh già! Sicuro!
精神科医生在美国必须做的事情！ The business psychiatrists must do in America!
你们都把我弄混了 You people are all mixed up.
你看，当他有新鲜感时，说明他有兴趣 You see, when he got fresh,it showed he was interested.
-我必须确保他保持兴趣 -所以你打了他 - I had to ensure he stayed interested. - So you hit him.
就像塔尔博特先生说的。一个女孩必须让一个男孩尊重她 It's like Mr Talbot said.A girl has to make a boy respect her.
如果她太容易屈服，他永远不会把她当回事 If she gives in too easily,he'll never take her seriously.
哦 Oh.
-他这么说的？ -嗯 - He said that? - Mm-hm.
他说得对。他说，“当你去市场购物时， He's right. He said,"When you go shopping in a market,
你不会买任何被处理过的东西。" you don't buy anything that's been handled too much."
-塔尔博特先生什么时候告诉你的？ -当我们跳舞的时候 - When did Mr Talbot tell you all this? - While we were dancing.
他说:“如果你想让一个男人思考订婚和结婚， He said: "If you want a man to think of getting engaged and married,
你必须保持高标准。" you've got to keep your standards high."
他还说了什么？ What else did he say?
他说爱情是一种你不通过赠送免费样品来销售的产品 He said that love is one product you don't sell by giving away free samples.
这对我们所有人都是好建议 That's good advice for all of us.
你听他的。我可以告诉你，他知道自己在说什么 You listen to him. I can tell you,he knows what he's talking about.
我知道 I know.
怎么样？ Well?
我猜你今晚学到了什么，嗯？ I guess you learned something tonight, huh?
是的。我从未意识到我有多错 Yes. I never realised how wrong I was.
-现在都过去了 -你说得太对了 - It's all in the past now. - You're so right.
你知道，今天真是漫长的一天 You know, it's been a long day.
喝点香槟对我们俩都有好处 Some champagne would do us both the world of good.
-嗯 -瓶子在阳台上 - Mm-hm. - The bottle's on the terrace.
-我去拿 -嗯 - I'll go get it. - Mm-hm.
-罗伯特 -嗯？ - Robert. - Mm?
当你到达露台时，你能帮我一个忙吗？ When you get to the terrace,would you do me a favour?
-当然 -跳下去 - Sure. - Jump off.
-你要干什么？ -接受你的建议 - What are you doing? - Taking your advice.
如果一个女人太容易得到，男人永远不会把她当回事 If a woman's too easy to get,a man will never take her seriously.
当我想到我是多么的容易 When I think how easy I was.
你这个笨蛋！你个白痴！你个白痴！ Stupida! Cretina! Idiota!
-我告诉一些年轻女孩的事情。 -为了保护他们的情操 - Something I told some young girls. - To protect their morals.
我的情操呢？ What about my morals?
这有什么关系？我们是成年人了 What's that got to do with it? We're adults.
-丽莎，听着，如果你能冷静下来 -别碰我 - Lisa, look. If you'll just calm down. - Don't touch me.
我怎么会那么蠢？ How could I be that stupid?
你富有、英俊、聪明、迷人 You're wealthy, good-looking,intelligent, charming.
我应该知道不该和那样的人混在一起 I should have known better than to get mixed up with someone like that.
你没有道理 You're not making sense.
我不必讲道理。我是意大利人！ I don't have to make sense.I'm Italian!
意大利有比你更有趣的男人 Ci sono uomini più interessanti di te in Italia.
我受够美国人了。够了！ Sono stufa degli americani. Stufa!
说英语！我不能理解你 Talk English! I can't understand you.
如果你爱我，你就会学会我的语言 That's another thing. If you loved me,you'd have learned my language.
但是不行，我必须这么做 But no. I had to do it.
我学习的那几周 The weeks I spent studying.
学习说这种流畅的英语 Learning to speak this fluid English.
不流畅，流畅 Not fluid, fluent.
大人物。知道所有的单词 Big shot. Knows all the words.
我第一次开始思考，“我在这里做什么？” For the first time, I started to think,"What am I doing here?"
丽莎，如果任何一方开始思考，任何一段恋情都无法生存 Lisa, no love affair can survive if either party starts to think.
我们关系的美好不在于思考 The beauty of our relationship is no thinking.
-没有压力，不问问题 -该有人提问了 - No pressure, no questions asked. - It's time someone asked questions.
我知道那些女孩会给我带来麻烦 I knew those girls would get me in trouble.
你是个伪君子 You're a hypocrite.
规则都是你定的，我按规则玩 You made all the rules and I play by them.
-现在我知道你对我的看法了 -丽莎 - Now I know what you think of me. - Lisa.
好了，游戏结束了，罗伯特 我不想再玩了 Well, the game is over, Robert. I don't want to play any more.
-你能不能冷静下来 -我厌倦了做免费样品 - If you'll just calm down. - I'm tired of being a free sample.
-没有未来 -我们甚至从未谈论过未来 - There's no future in it. - We never even talked about the future.
女人不想说话。他们凭直觉行事 Women don't want talk.They go by intuition.
我学到了一件事 And I've learned one thing.
女人的直觉是男人最好的朋友 A woman's intuition is a man's best friend.
-丽莎，等等 -市场关门了，塔尔博特先生 - Lisa, wait. - The market's closed, Mr Talbot.
你必须去别的地方购物 You'll have to start shopping somewhere else.
丽莎 Lisa.
丽莎！ Lisa!
谁在那个帐篷里？ Who's in that tent?
男孩子们 Boys.
男孩子们？ Boys?
小心你的头，亲爱的 Watch your head, my dear.
-我的女孩儿们见过他们吗？ -见谁？ - Did my girls meet them? - Meet whom?
-帐篷里的那些男孩 -哦，那些男孩。是的 - Those boys down in the tent. - Oh, those boys. Yes.
他们对女性友谊不感兴趣 They weren't interested in feminine companionship.
他们太专注于旅行的教育方面了 They're too absorbed by the educational aspects of their tour.
很遗憾你没有时间见他们。精致、整洁的美国年轻人 It's too bad you won't have time to meet them. Fine, clean-cut young Americans.
伟大国家的真正亲善大使 True goodwill ambassadors of a great nation.
-帐篷在哪边？ -女孩们怎么了？ - Which way's the tent? - What happened to the girls?
我不知道。伙计，多好的夜晚 I don't know. Man, what a night.
-莫里斯！ -我和你一样震惊 - Maurice! - I'm as shocked as you are.
如果那些女孩出了什么事... If anything's happened to those girls...
玛格丽特，请相信我！ Margaret, believe me, please!
什么都没发生。绝对没有，我确定 Nothing happened.Absolutely nothing, I'm sure.
真心希望没事。记住，我把那些女孩交给你照顾 I sincerely hope not. Remember,I left those girls in your care.
哦！塞德里克！ Oh! Cedric!
-他打嗝 -是的 - He hiccupped. - He did.
塞德里克！ Cedric!
他喝醉了！ He's drunk!
莫里斯。昨晚你在这里举行了什么样的聚会？ Maurice! What kind of a party did you have here last night?
-丽莎，回来！ -我说，别碰我！ - Lisa, come back here! - I said, don't touch me!
等到所有人都走了。我们可以像大人一样说话 Wait until everybody's gone.We can talk like adults.
我不想像大人一样说话。我就是这样陷入这些麻烦的 I don't want to talk like an adult. That's how I got into all this trouble.
-你怎么回去？没有火车。 -我走着去 - How'll you get back? There's no train. - I'll walk.
-欢迎你和我们一起走 -谢谢你 - You're welcome to come with us. - Thank you.
你别插手 You keep out of this.
丽莎，别走出那扇门 Lisa, don't you walk out that door.
我会失去什么？每年九月都能见到你的特权？ What would I lose? The privilege of seeing you every September?
嗯，我厌倦了担当九月女郎 Well, I'm tired of being girl of the month.
-你知道你并非如此 -别担心，罗伯特 - You know you're more than that. - Don't worry, Robert.
你不会有任何麻烦。就在报纸上登个广告 You won't have any trouble.Just put an ad in the paper.
征求女友。工作时间短，工作条件舒适 Girl wanted. Short hours,pleasant working conditions.
只有一个缺点。没有晋升的机会 There's only one drawback.There's no chance of advancement.
疯狂的聚会，不道德的约会... Wild parties, immoral rendezvous...
想想我信任你！ And to think I trusted you!
接下来，我会发现这甚至不是一个酒店 Next, I'll find out this isn't even a hotel.
这恰恰是你即将发现的下一件事 That's precisely the next thing you're about to find out.
-先生 -你被解雇了 - Sir. - You're fired.
你，夫人，带上你的那些女孩， And you, madam,take those girls of yours,
带上那只喝醉的鸟，出去 pack that drunken bird,and get out.
你会允许他这样跟我说话吗？ Are you going to allow him to speak to me like that?
有一个小细节我现在大概应该在前面提到了 There's a small detail I probably should have mentioned before now.
我知道你会以你一贯的好心情接受的... I know you'll take it with your customary good humour...
玛格丽特。听我说！幽默感哪去了？ Margaret! Listen to me!Where's that good sense of humour?
玛格丽特！ Margaret!
桑迪！亲爱的，听着... Sandy! Honey, listen...
嘿，桑迪！ Hey, Sandy!
-我收拾好了，先生 -再见，克拉威尔先生 - I'm packed, sir. - Goodbye, Mr Clavell.
-在我走之前，我能给你拿早餐吗？ -不用 - Before I go, can I get you breakfast? - No.
-是的。给我一个橄榄 -早餐来杯马丁尼？ - Yes. Get me an olive. - A martini for breakfast?
很适合明天早上。尤其是如果前个晚上没有的话 Great for the morning after. Especially if there hasn't been a night before.
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
哦，趁我还没忘记，先生，请您签个名好吗？ Oh, before I forget,would you kindly sign this, sir?
-这是什么？ -推荐信 - What is it? - A letter of recommendation.
推荐信？ A letter of recommendation?
我不想麻烦你，所以冒昧地写了下来。在这里签名 I didn't want to trouble you, so I took the liberty of writing it. Sign here.
先生，这太琐碎了，你不必费心去读 It's much too trivial for you to bother reading, sir.
“忠诚... "Loyal...
...忠诚，敬业，高尚。" ...faithful, dedicated, noble."
“信誉好。清廉。” "Reputable. Incorruptible."
它确实显得相当乏味 It does get rather monotonous.
"他对主人的忠诚近乎圣人." "Nearly saint-like in his devotion to his master."
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
任何相信这一点的人都会接受你 Anybody who believes this deserves you.
非常感谢，先生。我去拿橄榄 Thank you very much, sir.I'll get the olive.
先生，我可以和你谈一会儿吗？ May I speak to you a moment, sir?
好吧，如果不是那个江湖医生 Well, if it isn't the prowling physician.
我不怪你，先生 I don't blame you, sir.
我和桑迪在一起演戏，我让医学界丢脸 The I acted with Sandy,I'm no credit to the medical profession.
几乎 Hardly.
我是来道歉的，先生。这次没有噱头 I came to apologise, sir.No gimmicks this time.
你一开始就把我们看透了了 You had us pegged right from the beginning.
这可能就是为什么我们对你这么生气 That's probably why we got so sore at you.
-先生，你知道什么是旅鼠吗？ -不知道 - Sir, do you know what a lemming is? - No.
这是一种自我毁灭的动物 Well, it's an animal that destroys itself.
我得查查我的家谱，里面一定有一些真正的旅鼠 I gotta look up my family tree, there must be some real lemmings in it.
我遇到了一个像桑迪这样的好女孩，我该怎么办？我把整个事情搞砸了 I meet a great girl like Sandy and what do I do? I goofed the whole thing up.
我表现得就像一个愚蠢的青少年 I acted just like a stupid adolescent.
我不再是个孩子了，我懂得更多 I'm not a kid any more,I know better than that.
-我年纪大了 -你还不算老 - I'm getting on in years. - You're not exactly ancient.
像我这么大的人，你会认为他足够聪明 A guy as old as I am,you'd think he'd be smart enough
以至于不会混日子，而是寻找持久的爱情 to stop fooling around and look for a lasting relationship.
偶尔，如果你幸运的话，你会遇到一些真正有价值的东西 Once in a while, if you're lucky, you come across something of real value.
你是怎么做的？ And what do you do?
像对待特价商品一样对待它。你开始抓住它 Treat it like a bargain basement special. You start grabbing it.
然后又丢弃。你花费一生都在四处寻找 And then you lose it.You spend your life shopping around
找不到合适的 for something that's not even half as good.
不管怎样，我来是想说，对不起 Anyhow,I came by to say, I'm sorry.
再见，塔尔博特先生 So long, Mr Talbot.
托尼 Tony.
什么事，先生？ Yes, sir?
哦... Er...
旅途愉快 Have a nice trip.
谢谢，先生 Thank you, sir.
谢谢 Thank you.
-给你，先生 -克拉威尔先生 - Here you are, sir. - Mr Clavell.
我刚学到一些东西。我是一只旅鼠 I just learned something. I'm a lemming.
早餐你应该吃些更丰盛的东西 You should have something more substantial for breakfast.
人类是唯一聪明到可以建造帝国大厦的动物 Man is the only animal clever enough to build the Empire State Building
而又蠢到跳下去 and stupid enough to jump off it.
-备车，莫里斯 -是，先生！ - Get the car, Maurice. - Yes, sir!
-我没看见他们 -麻雀，别担心！ - I don't see them. - Sparrow, stop worrying!
-他会跟着我们 -谁？ - He'll follow us. - Who?
托尼。如果我不认为他会来找我，你觉得我会走吗？ Tony. You don't think I'd have left if I didn't think he'd come after me?
别担心。塔尔博特先生也会跟着你 And don't you worry.Mr Talbot will come after you too.
相信我，桑迪，我一点也不在乎 Believe me, Sandy, I couldn't care less.
一辆价值2万美元的汽车不应该爆胎 A $20,000 car isn't supposed to get a flat.
显然，制造商也有同感 Evidently, the manufacturers felt the same way.
没有千斤顶来换轮胎 There's no jack to change the tyre.
这附近一定有车库 There must be a garage around here someplace.
滚出去！最近的车库在哪？ Va' via! Dov'è il garage più vicino?
他们不知道。我去里面问问 They don't know. I'll ask inside.
听着，我想借你的卡车 You there, I want to borrow your truck.
抱歉，我听不懂 Mi spiace, ma non vi capisco.
我想借你的卡车。我会付钱给你的 I want to borrow your truck.I'll pay you for it.
我做不到 Non posso.
情况紧急。我买了，给你 It's an emergency.I'll buy it, here.
但这辆卡车不是我的 Ma questo camion non é mica mio.
他为什么给我这笔钱？车不是我的 Perché mi ha dato questo denaro? Non è mio.
-上车 -有一个车库 - Get in. - There's a garage.
-没关系，上车 -这车？ - Never mind, get in. - In this?
好吧，好吧。好吧，好吧 Va bene. Va bene.
嘿，我的卡车！ Ehi, il mio camion!
他来了！停下来！ Eccolo là! Fermati!
冷静点，孩子，我们现在就报警 Calmati, figlio mio.Chiamiamo la polizia adesso.
他们在那儿，先生 There they are, sir.
-拿着这只鸟 -开车 - Here, take this bird. - Take the wheel.
丽莎！ Lisa!
-什么？ -停车！ - What? - Stop the bus!
-我想和你谈谈 -走开 - I want to talk to you. - Go away.
我一直在想 I've been thinking.
你想让我认真对待你吗？好的。我把你当回事 You want me to take you seriously?OK. I take you seriously.
太晚了 It's too late.
你想让我做什么，娶你？ What do you want me to do, marry you?
-好吧，我娶你！-你听起来像是在帮我的忙 - OK, I'll marry you!- You sound like you do me a favour.
我娶你不是在帮你什么忙 I'm not doing you any favour by marrying you.
如果我们第一次见面时，或是去年，甚至是昨天你问我 If you'd asked me when we first met,or last year, or even yesterday.
我们从未谈及婚姻。我们很开心 We never spoke of marriage.We were happy.
我总觉得是我逼你这么做的 I'll always feel I forced you into it.
-我听起来像是被迫的吗？ -你似乎不高兴 - Do I sound like I'm being forced? - You don't seem happy about it.
我从未如此快乐过 I've never been happier.
看，该死，我在笑 Look, damn it, I'm smiling.
它永远不会起作用 It would never work.
丽莎，我以一种友好的方式问你 Lisa, I'm asking you in a nice way.
现在别犯傻了！ Now stop being an idiot!
从那辆该死的车上下来，嫁给我！ Get off that blasted bus and marry me!
不！ No!
好吧，别说我没问过你 OK, don't ever say I never asked you.
你是证人。你听到我问她了 You're a witness.You heard me ask her.
-别停下来，先生。跟着他们 -不，莫里斯 - Don't stop now, sir.Follow them. - No, Maurice.
我就像这只鹅。我知道我什么时候下过蛋 I'm like this goose.I know when I've laid an egg.
我想卖了那栋别墅 I want that villa put up for sale.
如果卖不出去，就烧掉。我受够了这个国家 And if you can't sell it, burn it.I've had it with this country.
现在不是烧掉你身后别墅的时候 This is no time to burn your villas behind you.
-她爱你。她想和你结婚 -有趣的表现方式 - She loves you. She wants to marry you. - Funny way of showing it.
意大利女人是感性的 Italian women are emotional.
她受伤了。她需要时间思考 She's been hurt.She wants time to think.
我想回到美国，在那里人们不假思索地结婚 I want to go back to America, where people get married without thinking.
他来了！那辆卡车！ Eccolo lì! Il camion!
逮捕他！ Arrestatelo!
怎么说？ Dunque?
-他们在说什么？ -他们说我们偷了他的卡车 - What are they saying? - They say we stole his truck.
他的卡车？太荒谬了，告诉他们我买的，花了600美元买的 His truck? That's ridiculous.Tell them I bought it, paid $600 for it.
是的，我们承认。我们偷了这辆卡车。这是他的主意 Yes, we admit it.We stole this truck. It was his idea.
我这辈子从来不偷东西 I never stole anything in my life.
这不是他偷的第一辆车 This isn't the first car he's stolen.
告诉他们那是我的车 Tell them that's my car over there.
他还偷了那一辆 He stole that one, too.
我厌恶被当作黑手党成员对待 I resent being treated like a member of the Mafia.
他是黑手党成员 He's a member of the Mafia.
他们在干什么？ What are they doing?
莫里斯，告诉他们我是谁 Maurice, tell them who I am.
这位是罗伯特·塔尔博特。欧洲头号通缉犯 This is Robert Talbot.The most wanted criminal in Europe.
没错 That's right.
他们可能想要钱。向他们行贿 They probably want money.Offer them a bribe.
他说你永远收不到丰厚的回报 He says you'll never collect the big reward.
他在罗马被通缉...五百万里拉 He's wanted in Rome...five million lire.
你知道大城市的警察 You know the police in the big cities.
如果他们追捕他，他们最终会得到奖赏 If they come after him,they'll end up with the reward.
确保你得到它的方法， The way to make sure you get it,
就是亲自带他去罗马 is to take him to Rome personally.
-你告诉他们钱的事了吗？ -他们肯定感兴趣 - Did you tell them about the money? - They're definitely interested.
我在他身上浪费了时间。对于一个伪君子，一个骗子，一个骗子 The time I wasted on him.For a hypocrite, a liar, a fraud.
你很幸运。大多数女人结婚后才知道 You are fortunate. Most women find out after they are married.
我很幸运能得到斯宾塞这样的人。他是诚实的，真诚的，同情的… I'm lucky to get a man like Spencer. He's honest, sincere, sympathetic...
…-哦……可靠的！ ...er... reliable!
罗伯特什么都不是，但至少罗伯特帮了我一个忙 Everything Robert isn't.But at least Robert did me one favour.
-是吗？ -他向我求婚 - He did? - He asked me to marry him.
他求我。这让我永远摆脱了他 He begged me.And that freed me of him forever.
现在我知道和斯潘塞在一起我会很开心 Now I know I can be happy with Spencer.
他们要带我们去哪里？我们已经开了几个小时了 Where are they taking us? We've been riding for hours.
我希望我知道，先生 I wish I knew, sir.
我不明白。他们表现得好像我是个罪犯 I don't understand it.They act like I'm a criminal.
我注意到了，先生 I've noticed that, sir.
嘿! Hey!
把手放下！ Metti giù le mani!
告诉他我想非常详细地解释一切 Tell him I'd like to explain everything very carefully.
是，先生 Yes, sir.
他说他准备做一个彻底的坦白 He says he is ready to make a full confession.
现在，有个女孩，丽莎·费里尼 Now, there's this girl, Lisa Fellini.
有个女孩，丽莎·费里尼 There is this girl,Lisa Fellini.
告诉他们她是我的客人 Tell them she was my house guest.
她是他的主要帮凶 She is his chief accomplice.
她住在罗马贝拉焦街46号 She lives here in Rome,via Bellagio, 46.
她躲在罗马……贝拉焦街46号 She is hiding out in Rome...at via Bellagio, 46.
我们吵了一架，一场情人的争吵。我试图阻止她离开 We had an argument, a lover's quarrel. I was trying to keep her from leaving.
抓到她会得到一大笔奖金 There's a big reward for her.
嘿！ Hey!
要是我的律师在这里就好了 If I only had my lawyer here.
相信我，我为你做的一切，没有律师能做到 Believe me, what I'm doing for you,no lawyer could ever do.
你没有看到丽莎最好的一面。一旦你了解她，你就会爱她 You didn't see Lisa at her best.Once you know her, you'll love her.
她是个害羞、温柔的女孩。安静，有教养，爱家 She's a shy, gentle girl.Quiet, well-bred and home-loving.
放开我！ Lasciatemi andare!
放开我！我是无辜的！你们这些混蛋！ Lasciatemi andare!Sono innocente! Mascalzoni!
我不喜欢做草率的决定，斯潘塞， I don't like making snap decisions,Spencer,
但是你认为这个女孩适合你吗？ but do you think this is the right girl for you?
罗伯特！ Robert!
小姐！ Signorina!
大概八个月前我遇到了一个人。斯潘塞 There's this man I met about eight months ago. Spencer.
他对我很好... He's been very nice to me and...
我不知道 Non Io so.
我不想因为假逮捕而起诉任何人 I don't want to sue anybody for false arrest.
我只想离开这里 I just want to get out of here.
如果有飞机、火车、公共汽车或蠢驴离开这个城市，我去坐 If there's a plane, a train, a bus, or a jackass leaving this city, get me on it.
-一小时后有去米兰的火车 -好吧，给我叫辆出租车 - There's a train for Milan in an hour. - Fine. Get me a taxi.
我来说说意大利女人吧。他们不可信 Let me tell you about Italian women.They're not to be trusted.
-骗人，情绪不稳定 -女人不都是那样吗？ - Deceitful, emotionally unstable. - Isn't that all women?
当然。那是她们俘获我们的地方 Of course. That's where they've got us.
我们没有别的东西可以代替她们 We've nothing else to replace them with.
- 去车站，去道歉 -我会写信给他们 - Go down to the station and apologise. - I'll write to them.
小丑们！ Cafoni!
你说你不爱我，在一个男人的别墅里呆了两个晚上， You say you don't love me,spend two nights at a man's villa,
当你回来时，你被捕了 when you return you're arrested.
我们结婚后，我不允许再这样下去了 I can't allow this to go on after we're married.
来吧 Come along.
喂？ Hello?
是的，莫里斯 Yes, Maurice.
我不在乎塔尔博特先生乘什么火车 I don't care what train Mr Talbot is taking.
只要他去坐 As long as he takes it.
我们不希望他留在意大利 We don't want him here in Italy.
我代表政府。再见 I speak for the government.Goodbye.
喂？ Hello?
照顾好自己，莫里斯，再见 Take care of yourself, Maurice. Ciao.
你为什么这么开心？ What are you so happy about?
-丽莎，我必须和你谈谈 -进来 - Lisa, I have to talk to you. - Come in.
怎么了? What's wrong?
他没跟着我！ He didn't follow me!
我明天回家，他甚至没有我的电话号码 I'm going home tomorrow and he doesn't even have my phone number.
-我再也见不到他了 -别担心 - I'll never see him again. - Don't worry.
丽莎，我不想失去他。我18了，可能再也没有机会了 Lisa, I don't want to lose him. I'm 18, I may never have another chance.
-你当然会 -不，我会像你一样结束 - Of course you will. - No, I'm going to end up like you.
嫁错了人和一个不爱的人在一起很痛苦 Marrying the wrong man and miserable with someone I don't love.
胡说，我对斯潘塞很满意 Nonsense,I'm very happy with Spencer.
现在，听着。你知道男孩们要去哪里吗？ Now, listen. Do you know where the boys were going?
是的，但是有什么用呢？就像塔尔博特先生说的 Yes, but what good is it?It's like Mr Talbot said.
女人追男人是不对的。他不会尊重她的 It's wrong for a woman to chase a man.He won't respect her.
忘了塔尔博特先生吧。听他的，会毁了你的生活 Forget Mr Talbot.Listen to him and you'll ruin your life.
但你告诉我他是对的。你说你在接受他的建议 But you told me he was right.You said you were taking his advice.
我有吗？不记得了 Did I? I don't remember.
男孩子们要去哪里？ Now, where were the boys going?
巴黎。多维尔酒店 Paris. The Deauville Hotel.
巴黎多维尔酒店 Hotel Deauville in Paris.
请接国际长途 Internazionale, prego.
-你在给托尼打电话 -丽莎... - You're calling Tony. - Lisa...
我想要巴黎的多维尔酒店 是的，巴黎 I want the Hotel Deauville in Paris.Si, Parigi.
-当他们回答时，问他 -你认为我应该吗？ - When they answer, ask for him. - Do you think I should?
当然！ Of course!
就像打仗一样。如果你撤退了，敌人没有跟着你， It's like fighting a war. If you retreat and the enemy doesn't follow you,
你必须转身发起攻击 you've got to turn around and attack.
如果你输掉了战争， 打赢这场仗有什么好处 What good is winning the battle if you lose the war?
等一等 Aspetta un momento.
为什么和不爱的人在一起会很痛苦？ Why be miserable with someone you don't love?
好过和你爱的人一起的痛苦 Better to be miserable with someone you do love.
喂，喂 Hello? Hello.
巴黎 Paris.
是的，多维尔酒店 Yes, Hotel Deauville.
是的，我不挂 Yes, I'll hold on.
-费里尼小姐。在哪里...？ -2a号公寓 - Miss Fellini. Where...? - Apartment 2a.
-谢谢你 -她为什么打扮成这样？ - Thank you. - What's she made up for?
啊哦！ Uh-oh!
是的，接线员，我还在等待 Yes, operator, I'm still holding on.
喂，喂 Hello? Hello?
桑迪！ Sandy.
嗨 Hi.
哦，是你 Oh, it's you.
记得我告诉过你我们要去巴黎吗？ Remember I told you we were going to Paris?
是吗？ Did you?
嗯，我不能去。我没有你的电话号码 Well, I couldn't go.I didn't have your phone number.
哦 Oh.
我突然意识到我可能再也见不到你了 I suddenly realised I might never see you again.
你不在乎是否再也见不到我 You don't care if you never see me again.
-我不想伤害你的感情 -别再说了 - I don't want to hurt your feelings. - Don't say another word.
今晚我们一起吃晚饭吧。我们两个坐下来谈谈 Let's have dinner tonight.The two of us will sit and talk.
或许还能互相了解一下 And maybe get to know each other.
好吗？ OK?
-好吗？ -我该怎么跟马里奥说？ - OK? - What'll I tell Mario?
-马里奥是谁？ -我今晚有个约会 - Who's Mario? - My date for tonight.
哦 Oh.
知道了 I see.
哦，但是我可以取消它 Oh, but I can cancel it.
你愿意吗？ Will you?
-我甚至不接电话 -很好 - I won't even answer the phone. - Good.
我保证。我甚至不会碰你 Promise. I won't even touch you.
罗伯特！ Robert!
她来了。我告诉过你她会来的 There she is.I told you she'd be here.
罗伯特！ Robert!
丽莎！ Lisa!
让我过去，等等，搞什么鬼？ Mi lasci passare.Un momento, e che diavolo!
我要和坐火车的那位先生谈谈。求你了！ Devo parlare con quel signore che sta prendendo il treno. La prego!
-你不能 -我明白了，混蛋！ - Non si può. - Ho capito, cafone!
亲爱的，我知道你不会让我失望的。我的姐妹们在那边 Darling, I knew you wouldn't let me down. My sisters are over there.
罗伯特.. Robert...
罗伯特！ Robert!
我在这里！罗伯特！ I'm here! Robert!
我会送你俩一份结婚礼物 I'll send you both a wedding present.
走吧！ Andiamo!
看吧 There you are.
我要称赞这个家伙:他是个十足的失败者 I'll give the fellow credit:he's a jolly good loser.
你在这里别动 我会带我的姐妹们过来 You stop here and don't move.I'll bring my sisters.
-我说不行！ -我明白了！ - Ho detto non si può! - Ho capito!
-又是她！ -他是个有家室的人，他能理解我 - Ancora lei! - È un padre di famiglia, mi può capire.
你看，婚礼这天我独自一人和这个孩子在一起 Mi guardi, sola e abbandonata con questo bambino. Il giorno delle nozze.
这个孩子的父亲要走了 E il padre di questo bambino sta partendo.
美国人！ Mascalzone americano!
-美国人？ -美国人 - Americano? - Americano d'America.
如果你不让我过去那家伙就走了！ Se lei non mi fa passare, quello lì se ne va!
我不能不跟她说话就让你走 I can't let you go without talking to her.
她额外得到了一点点小东西 She's got that little something extra.
小东西。这种事在英国是不可能发生的 That little something extra.This could never happen in England.
这是恶劣的风气 It's this beastly climate.
-他在那儿！ -是他吗？ - Eccolo! - È lui?
-爸爸 -那个美国人？我来处理 - Il papà. - L'americano? Ci penso io.
看，爸爸 Guarda papà.
...没人会...那不是我的。我要离开这个国家 ...nobody's gonna... That's not mine. I'm gonna leave this country.
我要回美国了！ I'm gonna go back to America!
丽莎，告诉他我没有... Lisa, tell him I'm not...
他又做了一次 He's done it again.
我以为你们俩都在去美国的路上 I thought you were both on your way to America.
你有两分钟时间让所有人都出去 You've two minutes to get everyone out.
我收到了玛格丽特的一封信。她原谅我了 I received a letter from Margaret.She's forgiven me.
我们甚至可能结婚。我需要钱 We might even get married.I needed the money.
我要所有人都出去 I want everyone out.
他们很安静，你不会注意到他们在附近 They're so quiet,you won't notice they're around.
好吧。你不扔，我就扔 All right. If you won't throw them out, I will.
你确定那两个人结婚了？ Are you sure those two people are married?
修女，这次我确定 Sister, this time I'm sure.